sitting in my room, orking on a riting test, realizing that, aside from being unable to hold a charge, my macbook no lo longer offers use of the letter W. I had to google a ord, copy and paste it to get that W. anyone ant to give me $1000? i ill rite a rap song about you.
BEST TUMBLR EVER.
(Source: pizza--life)
Road trip!
To know me is to understand that above all else, I love travel by ground transportation. I love the sights and smells of an American road trip, the food, the people I meet at all the little cowpoke places, the feeling of awe every time I stumble across a new landscape.
This past couple of weeks I decided to take the long way to Coachella. Starting in Phoenix, we went North to Sedona, then southeast to Las Cruces, Albaquerque, and a million sights in between. Here are a few highlights.
Watson Lake, outside of Phoenix.
Sedona. So pretty.
A little town called Bumblebee, AZ, if you can even believe it.
Some space stuff in New Mexico near the NASA test facility.
Petrified Forest National Park, NM.
The painted desert.
Tonto National Forest, Arizona.
Sunset along the highway.
Self-explanatory.
Alamogordo, NM.
I’ve been taking style cues from Yulia Tymoshenko and so far it has really been working out for me.
I exist. Honest.
It’s been a long winter. Longer still due to some recent realities that I needed to deal with. But the sun is shining and I can hear a sparrow out my bedroom window and I’m ready for bike rides and adventures again.
Kristen Bell and I have the same excited/sad crying scale.
Holy shit, I love you Kristen.
Did you know that I have another tumblr where I make fun of engagement photos? It’s by far the most successful (albeit STUPID) internet-related thing I’ve ever done. I lost count at 6000 pageviews. Two separate publications have written about it. So naturally I rarely update it. You can follow it if you want to. Whatevs, no presh.
Free marriage advice: don’t be twelve.
Las Vegas is for dicks
First of all, I saw a grown-ass man Marty McFly himself down the stairs of a mall called “Fashion Show”. No, not like “Fashion Show Mall” or even “Fashion Show: the mall” just “Fashion Show” because the mall part is implied based on the fact that it is a mall and not a fashion show. While watching a Rolling Stones cover band whom I can only describe as sad but still totally doable (casually watching-wise, not doing it-wise, ew) a homeless man with one tooth and an actual hobo satchel smiled and hugged his mickey of Old Times. I thought it was kinda sweet in a way. But when the U2 cover band went on and they started into “Beautiful Day” (I know, NIGHTMARE) he burst into tears. It was horrible. I mean, I love a good cry but this was the worst thing I’d ever seen. Kinda like a bunch of Dementors were attacking him. I would honestly rather believe that over thinking U2 would emotionally affect this man so deeply. So anyway, these dementors were attacking a homeless man and Batman, Zorro and Bumblebee from Transformers were all there (real) and they didn’t do anything about it. I hate this place.
