Y’all know me, still same old tea,
but I been low key.
Hated on by most of these coffee drinkers
for my Red Rose and Tetleys.
No rooibos and no green,
no lapsang souchong, darjeeleen’.
Mad at me cuz I can finally afford to provide my family with jasmine.
Got a spoon and a strainer and it’s all full of leaves,
to add to this mug full of tea.
Hangin out in the office,
in the back of the kitchen like an OG.
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Yall think imma let chamomile freeze?
Ho, please.
You better hook me up with some fine leaves.
Who you think taught you to soak trees?
Who you think bought you that Tetley’s,
Sencheez, Peppermint and Earl Gris?
(makes more sense if you rap it to the tune of this song)
